"You guys! We gotta hurry! I just got back from Walmart they're selling Nintendo 3DS systems for 149.99 on sale, plus EVERY TIME YOU BUY ONE YOU GET A FIFTY DOLLAR GIFT CARD, BRINGS THE TOTAL PRICE TO 110 DOLLARS AFTER TAX! Now listen! We can flip those sons of bitches for 230 bucks a piece easy! They're all limited edition, Zelda ones! Hurry! Hurry, come with me! We can be rich, and we also all get to keep one, and we can play, Nintendo games! Nintendo give me free stuff!"
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